JuJu took a call yesterday from People Magazine. They wanted to schedule me for a photo shoot for "Sexiest Dog Alive 2017". JuJu is getting my contract ready as I type this. By the way, typing is so much easier now with my nails trimmed.
My spa day yesterday was amazing and I look really good! You know I'm pretty humble & don't like to brag. But dang it, I'm handsome as hell right now. And I smell fantastic!
I started my antibiotic last night for the swimmers rash, and I also got some medicated shampoo that just goes on my belly where it's red. JuJu gave me a little sponge bath on my belly last night because she didn't want to wreck my perfect spa haircut by going in the tub. Today I'm much more comfortable, licking less and smiling more.
I'm not supposed to tell you this, but I have been experimenting with some different foods since I'm not eating so well. This morning, I didn't want to take my thyroid medicine wrapped in American cheese anymore, so JuJu went all-Thelma on me and let me take it with ReddiWhip. What a sweet way to start the day! Last night I took my antibiotic with a Johnsonville brat. I'm thinking if Bush's baked beans can have a spokesdog, why can't Johnsonville? I better ask JuJu to add that addendum to my People Mag contract.
Before I sign off for the day, I have to tell you how much I love my new job. Everyone noticed my haircut today and commented how soft I am. I got to sit in on another meeting in the conference room today & I learned about roofing shingles and Logistics.
Nothing on the agenda tonight. It sounds like we are just going to relax. Tomorrow a gal named Ashley is coming to the house to play with me & Summer for the day while JuJu plays golf. Ashley is from Kasey's family so I think she is going to bring Kasey with her for a super fun play date.
Love from Camp Carnelian,
Bruiser Clooney
aka "SDA2017"
Looking great buddy!!! Don't do too much swimming or you'll have to get another bath. How's work going?
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